A typical conversation in my house happening tonight:
Husband: There’s been a lot of cuts in the school district [that he works in].
Me: Yeah, the economy really has been doing a number lately. It’s doing a number two!
7-year-old Son, overhearing: Mama, what does number one mean in going potty?
Me: It means to pee.
Son: Then number two means to poop… In the movie Rango, the other animals thought he was doing a number two. [pause] I don’t know what his real name was.
Me: Maybe his real name is Rango.
Son: I don’t know…
Me: Maybe his real name is Richard Starkey.
Son: Maybe his real name is Chamelon-Face!
Me: Maybe his real name is “Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma Chamelon…”!