Off on a Tangent

A typical conversation in my house happening tonight:

Husband: There’s been a lot of cuts in the school district [that he works in].

Me: Yeah, the economy really has been doing a number lately. It’s doing a number two!

7-year-old Son, overhearing: Mama, what does number one mean in going potty?

Me: It means to pee.

Son: Then number two means to poop… In the movie Rango, the other animals thought he was doing a number two. [pause] I don’t know what his real name was.

Me: Maybe his real name is Rango.

Son: I don’t know…

Me: Maybe his real name is Richard Starkey.

Son: Maybe his real name is Chamelon-Face!

Me: Maybe his real name is “Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma Chamelon…”!

Son: [giggles]

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